Emergency Services Back Planet Numbers!

THE UK EMERGENCY services have backed Planet Numbers by agreeing it is essential to have a memorable and unique telephone number. This has come after Planet Numbers offered companies around the country non-geographic telephone numbers with a great response.

'I believe it is essential to have a memorable telephone number!' exclaimed a emergency switchboard operator. 'In the year 1802 our telephone number was 8397772883947920019928837777771 which wasn't very memorable and we discovered we weren't getting many calls in an emergency. Now it's 999 and we get literally thousands of calls a day! Getting a memorable telephone number was the best thing to ever happen to us. I really recommend it!'

Although 999 is now taken and is put to good use there are thousands of non-geographic 0845, 0844, 03 and 0800 Numbers to be taken advantage of. Planet Numbers offer the best!

THREE SNAILS KILLED - Planet Numbers EXCLUSIVE!!

CHAOS SWARMED the streets today as a rampage of suited businessmen stormed through the town of Bournemouth. The small seaside town in Dorset shook as news leaked that Planet Numbers were selling unique and memorable non-geographical telephone numbers.

Many companies who previously had a geographical telephone number have bought an 0845 Numbers, 0844 Numbers or 03 Numbers in hope of generating new customers after an article from Planet Numbers suggested that it could save businesses. 'I used to have a geographical telephone number for my company that sold second hand plasters' said one businessman, who was pulled out of the stampede.'For some reason I wasn't getting much business until I purchased an 0845 Number, and an 03 number! After that the calls came flying in!'

The rampage of businessmen wanted a non-geographic number as quick as possible and left a wake of mess as they stampeded through the town. Planet Numbers understands three snails, who are yet to be named, have been killed in the chaos as they couldn't get out of the way fast enough. One snail's shell has been seriously damaged and another is now a slug.

Planet Numbers had this to say: 'We are very sorry for the snails who lost their lives and our thoughts are with their families. We would like to stress that there are thousands of memorable and unique telephone numbers and urge people not to panic, there is enough for everyone!'

Planet Numbers Saved My Business!

AN EXTRAORDINARY tale of a floundering business saved by a telephone number has gripped the nation by storm. 'We Fail At Life Lmt.' who sold used socks were severely damaged by the recession. 'We were losing customers by the hour' said one representative. 'Either people didn't have a need for used socks anymore or our customers couldn't remember our geographical telephone number!'

The company's telephone number, not the easy to remember 0844 or the 0845 Number with no incoming call charge, was boring and hard to remember. 'We were running out of idea's,' said another member of staff. 'People just weren't phoning in. We were losing so much money because we didn't have an 0844 or 0845 number while our rivals were reeling them in with their memorable, unique 0844 number or 0845 number.'

They decided to visit Planet Numbers to see what numbers they had. They were amazed by all the memorable and unique non-geographical numbers they had to offer.'

They were pleasantly surprised to learn that Planet Numbers would connect our numbers withing 24 hours.

'The service was superb, the office administrator was very helpful and I imagine he'd be very good looking and the connection time was brilliantly fast!' said the really hot We Fail At Life representative. 'We are bringing in hundreds of new customers just because of our unique and memorable 0845 Numbers!'

'Thank you Planet Numbers'

0845 Is The Magic Number!

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 3, the UK's favorite number isn't actually that magic! Studies show that non-geographic numbers such as 0845 Numbers and 0844 Numbers are actually much more magical.

We contacted Planet Numbers and asked why.

'Well after years of extensive research we discovered that if you type the number 3 into your telephone there is no-one to answer.' said Alex Deutsch, the office administrator for Planet Numbers. 'We have had much more luck talking to people who put 0845 in front of their telephone numbers'

This has come as quite a shock to many UK residents who believed THREE was infact the magic number. Band 'Blind Melon' even wrote a song about the said number describing just how magic it really is.

'We have contacted Blind Melon to discuss with them changing that number from 3 to 0845 Numbers. Although it will not be as catchy Blind Melon are actually committing a crime by advertising THREE being the magic number.'

Planet Numbers has literally SOME phone calls with companies wanting to purchase an 0845 Number to replace their previous number!

Planet Numbers - Christmas and Birthday Rolled Into One

THIS CHRISTMAS might not be the typical white Christmas one might expect. Thousands of children around the country are ditching the idea of a Playstation or Xbox under the big green tree this year and asking Santa for a rather unusual present.

0845 Numbers sales have dramatically increased since August as businesses are investing in memorable and unique telephone numbers. Companies who previously had a geographical number are realising that a non-geographical number will generate much more business.

However, it's not just the suited businessmen who have caught wind of the great initiative. Children as young as four have begun buying 0845 Numbers. www.planet-numbers.co.uk office administrator Alex Deutsch asked one infant why he wanted Santa to bring him an 0845, 0844 or an 03 number.

'I like colouring.' He said, as he smacked his Power Ranger round this reporter's head. 'I want a sweeties.'

Although some people may disagree with young Jamie's powerful words, there is no denying that he is a business minded man with a bright future ahead of him.

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Planet Numbers Reduce Chance Of Heart Attack

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER new evidence that having a memorable and unique telephone number could maybe reduce the chance of having a heart attack. The study comes after a complaint to OFCOM after a man tried to call a company with a not memorable geographical number.

'I was trying to call to buy some pegs as I had run out and I needed to put the washing out.' Said Alan Smith, a newspaper distributor from Stockport. 'I knew the company I needed to call but I couldn't for the life of me think of the number! All of a sudden I was having a heart attack... Or was it heartburn? Either way, it hurt.'

Police investigated the complaint and came to the conclusion that 'This man's heart attack or heartburn could have been prevented if the company had a memorable and unique non-geographical telephone number. We suggest Planet Numbers who provide 0845 Numbers, 0844 Numbers or 03 Numbers.'

This isn't the only time that having a hard to remember geographical telephone number had caused a casualty. In 1905 George Marshall a chimney sweep from London, who uses an 0845 Number, stubbed his toe while trying to remember a phone number. 'I was walking around the house trying to think of a number - it was made a lot more difficult by the fact telephones hadn't been invented - when i stubbed my toe on the table.' George sued the company and won 3 shillings, a button and half a pig. 'If only Planet Numbers was around' he said 'then I might still have a toenail on my little toe.' He suggests all businesses get in contact with Planet Numbers and get their 0845 Numbers before it's too late.

Planet Numbers - Zero to Hero!

A LOCAL BUSINESS has shot to success after offering companies memorable and unique non-geographic business telephone numbers. The phenomenal site offers 0845, 0844 numbers, 0800 numbers and 03 numbers.

Office Administrator of Planet Numbers, Alex Deutsch said 'This is a fantastic opportunity for companies to generate extra business by having an original and highly memorable non-geographic telephone number!'

'Above all', he continues 'by buying a non-geographic number you can actually save money as there are no incoming call charges.'

This extraordinary success story of young entrepreneur Robin James caught the eye of many local residents. He was furious with companies ripping their customers off with premium rate phone lines and decided to do something to help. 0870 numbers are now classed as premium rate numbers. '0845 Numbers and 0844 numbers will help customers and companies in this time of the credit crunch.'

Many business' compliment Planet Numbers for the friendly customer service and the fast connection speed of 24 hours.