CHAOS SWARMED the streets today as a rampage of suited businessmen stormed through the town of Bournemouth. The small seaside town in Dorset shook as news leaked that Planet Numbers were selling unique and memorable non-geographical telephone numbers.
Many companies who previously had a geographical telephone number have bought an 0845 Numbers, 0844 Numbers or 03 Numbers in hope of generating new customers after an article from Planet Numbers suggested that it could save businesses. 'I used to have a geographical telephone number for my company that sold second hand plasters' said one businessman, who was pulled out of the stampede.'For some reason I wasn't getting much business until I purchased an 0845 Number, and an 03 number! After that the calls came flying in!'
The rampage of businessmen wanted a non-geographic number as quick as possible and left a wake of mess as they stampeded through the town. Planet Numbers understands three snails, who are yet to be named, have been killed in the chaos as they couldn't get out of the way fast enough. One snail's shell has been seriously damaged and another is now a slug.
Planet Numbers had this to say: 'We are very sorry for the snails who lost their lives and our thoughts are with their families. We would like to stress that there are thousands of memorable and unique telephone numbers and urge people not to panic, there is enough for everyone!'
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