Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Planet Numbers Saved My Business!

AN EXTRAORDINARY tale of a floundering business saved by a telephone number has gripped the nation by storm. 'We Fail At Life Lmt.' who sold used socks were severely damaged by the recession. 'We were losing customers by the hour' said one representative. 'Either people didn't have a need for used socks anymore or our customers couldn't remember our geographical telephone number!'


The company's telephone number, not the easy to remember 0844 or the 0845 Number with no incoming call charge, was boring and hard to remember. 'We were running out of idea's,' said another member of staff. 'People just weren't phoning in. We were losing so much money because we didn't have an 0844 or 0845 number while our rivals were reeling them in with their memorable, unique 0844 number or 0845 number.'

They decided to visit Planet Numbers to see what numbers they had. They were amazed by all the memorable and unique non-geographical numbers they had to offer.'

They were pleasantly surprised to learn that Planet Numbers would connect our numbers withing 24 hours.

'The service was superb, the office administrator was very helpful and I imagine he'd be very good looking and the connection time was brilliantly fast!' said the really hot We Fail At Life representative. 'We are bringing in hundreds of new customers just because of our unique and memorable 0845 Numbers!'

'Thank you Planet Numbers'

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